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PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY — The Separatoxin epidemic is ongoing. Threat level: ELEVATED. Citizens are advised to keep social distancing to a minimum, contact loved ones regularly, and organize picnics where possible. Recent studies suggest a link between rising Separatoxin concentrations and declining Goodtimesium levels across urban populations. — PLAYGROUND BUREAU
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